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MOVIES AS OF 08 - 18 - 2008

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TROPIC THUNDER Make Jokes, Not War Reviewed by Sean O'Connell Attempting to single out the funniest part of Ben Stiller's "Tropic Thunder" makes me feel like a parent asked to name my favorite child. The high point has to be Robert Downey Jr.'s rule-shattering performance in modern-day black face, a sharp lampoon of self-important method actors like Russell Crowe or the late Heath Ledger. But then again it might be Jack Black, acting with something other than his girth to play a pampered, overweight comedic mega-star (reminiscent of Mr. Black) who is stripped of his (illegal) creature comforts. Perhaps it's Tom Cruise's unhinged cameo, which I'll leave for you to discover. Or how about teenage newcomer Brandon Soo Hoo, cast against type as a drug kingpin overseeing a heroin factory buried deep in the jungles of Vietnam? The safe answer -- "All of the above" -- applies, though honestly, "Tropic Thunder" peaks in its first five minutes. Stiller opens his fourth directorial effort, a self-effacing piece about Hollywood types making a movie, with bogus trailers for films that feature his fictional celebrity talents. The targets are broad, the caricatures easy to spot, and the humor so "inside" it should come with a subscription to "Variety." It's also, hands down, the sharpest barrage of spot-on jokes I've see this year. And the laughs don't let up until "Tropic Thunder" has landed its last gut-busting punch nearly two hours later. Filmmakers have bitten the Hollywood hand that feeds before (Robert Altman's vicious "The Player" drew gallons of blood in 1992), and Stiller's fearless comedy follows suit by mercifully poking at the film industry's inflated ego. "Tropic Thunder" tosses combat-film actors into an actual jungle setting, slowly stripping away their personality shields until they're left staring deeply into their Hollywood hearts of darkness. Cruise buries himself under pounds of makeup to bark vulgar phrases as a maniacal studio chief. Matthew McConaughey mimics Hollywood's lecherous agents. Stiller directs as well as acts, virtually stealing his own show playing fictional action star Tugg Speedman. There's a subplot that has Tugg attempting to attract Oscar heat by playing the mentally handicapped character Simple Jack. It instead has attracted protests from special interest groups who, if they've seen the movie, have missed the point of the joke. It's only offensive if you are "I Am Sam" star Sean Penn or Cuba Gooding Jr. of "Radio" fame. Behind the camera, Stiller crafts a passable war film that could hang with Brian De Palma's "Casualties of War" or other entrants to the combat genre. But like most of "Tropic Thunder," it takes what's expected and smashes it over the head, using impressive military footage as a gateway to inspired comedy spoofing genre classics like "Platoon" and "Apocalypse Now." David Gordon Green's "Pineapple Express" took a similar approach to the stoner comedies of the 1970s and 1980s, though "Tropic Thunder" -- like Martin Sheen's Capt. Willard from "Apocalypse Now" -- goes deeper and darker down its river of comedy.= Credit the entire cast for their willingness to check the collective ego at the door. Credit Stiller for leaving the lens focused on his inspired performers as they embrace the comedy in Justin Theroux and Etan Cohen's fantastic screenplay. And credit Paramount and DreamWorks executives for recognizing "Tropic Thunder" needed its hard R rating for vulgar, offensive, disgusting and humiliating humor that hits its intended mark every time. (R) GREAT ACTION-COMEDY Dir-Ben Stiller Lead-Robert Downey Jr. RT-110 mins.

COPYRIGHT 2008 BY FLY ME TO THE MOON 3-D animation comes to the very young in a gentle adventure story about three little flies that stow away on the historic Apollo 11 space mission. It's 1969 when Nat and his buddies, IQ and Scooter, buzz into the rocket's cockpit along with the astronauts after hearing their grandfather's often-told story about riding along with Amelia Earhart on her solo cross-Atlantic flight. A jealous Russian spy fly attempts to sabotage the mission, adding a certain "Rocky & Bullwinkle" element to the plot. While not a scintillating movie for adults, it's easy fun for tykes and a learning experience to boot. (G) FAIR ANIMATED ADVENTURE Dir-Ben Stassen Lead-Tim Curry RT-85 mins.

HENRY POOLE IS HERE This isn't a movie, it's a sermon. A gentle sermon, but one with nothing to offer non-believers; and the devout probably don't need a lesson on the value of choosing to believe. When the face of Jesus appears in a water stain on the side of the California house of "sad, angry" Henry Poole, he rails against the little old church ladies who come to pray and, they hope, be healed of whatever ails them. Will the stain heal whatever's ailing Henry? The inevitable ending is forgivable. That all doubt is removed -- hence all need for faith as well -- is not. (PG) BORING DRAMA Dir-Mark Pellington Lead-Luke Wilson RT-100 mins.

MIRRORS In his latest shoddy effort, "The Hills Have Eyes" director Aja can't be bothered to concoct imaginative frights or even tenuous bonds between the supernatural terror and the human drama. An overacting Sutherland stars as a pill-popping detective who, after being suspended from the force, takes a security guard job at a derelict NYC department store and finds himself menaced by the building's mirrors. The stiff performances can partly be blamed on a silly premise -- evil mirrors are far from scary -- and lousy dialogue. But while Aja is genre-conversant enough to establish an unsettling mood, he fails to generate a smidgen of tension. (R) BORING HORROR Dir-Alexandre Aja Lead-Kiefer Sutherland RT-110 mins.

STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS On George Lucas' infinite "Star Wars" timeline, this animated saga bridges 2002's "Attack of the Clones" and 2005's "Revenge of the Sith." Technically, that makes it a prequel to a prequel, the equivalent of reading chapters 21 to 24 in a lengthy novel after you've digested chapters 25 through 30. The story has Obi-Wan and Anakin (Lanter) rescuing Jabba the Hutt's kidnapped child so they can secure the slug's allegiance in the battle against Count Dooku (Christopher Lee). The animation makes these sci-fi icons look like wood carvings and new character Ahsoka Tano (Ashley Eckstein) is more petulant than whiny Anakin. (PG) FAIR ANIMATED ADVENTURE Dir-Dave Filoni Lead-Matt Lanter RT-98 mins.

VICKY CHRISTINA BARCELONA Although certainly not on the level of his best work, Woody Allen's 39th feature is consistently engaging, thanks largely to the smoldering lead performance by Javier Bardem as a Spanish artist who gets involved with two American tourists (Scarlett Johansson and Rebecca Miller) spending the summer in Barcelona. Penelope Cruz is equally dazzling in a fiery supporting turn as the artist's mentally unstable ex. The movie is occasionally marred by stiff dialogue and contrived plot points, but compared to much of the director's recent output "Vicky Christina Barcelona" gives us reason to hope he's still got a few good movies up his sleeve. (R) GOOD DRAMA Dir-Woody Allen Lead-Javier Bardem RT-96 mins.

Current Showings

THE DARK KNIGHT (PG-13) Christian Bale - Chaos, fear and Heath Ledger reign in Gotham City (GREAT)

HANCOCK (PG-13) Will Smith - Vehicle for ornery superhero falls apart after promising start (FAIR)

JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH (PG) Brendan Fraser - What lies beneath is a B-ticket ride (BORING)

MAMMA MIA! (PG-13) Meryl Streep - ABBA-inspired stage musical arrives on the big screen (FAIR)

THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR (PG-13) Brendan Fraser - Best kept sealed under airtight wraps (POOR)

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS (R) Seth Rogen - Cannabis rules in action-comedy from Judd Apatow & Co. (GOOD)

THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS 2 (PG-13) America Ferrera - Soggy, stone-washed sequel (BORING)

SPACE CHIMPS (G) Andy Samberg - Animated family dud misfires thanks to more than one problem (BORING)

STEPBROTHERS (R) Will Ferrell - Vulgar, asinine comedy makes you regret guffaws (FAIR)

SWING VOTE (PG-13) Kevin Costner - Too many hanging chads in unfunny political satire (BORING)

WALL-E (G) Ben Burtt - Pixar masterpiece has two robots fall in love and bring humans back to Earth (GREAT)

THE X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE (PG-13) David Duchovny - Horror movie for grownups still compels (GOOD)

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